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I just can’t go on seeing all this attention paid to the other women of seo so I can’t really nominate any other sexy woman of seo. My one true love is seofangirl and no one can take her place so I’m ending this blog and declaring my love for seofangirl. SEO Fangirl you’re the best and no one can take your place.


Seo FanGirl Apprentice recently posted at seofangirl“It’s Always The Quiet Ones”. Its an article about someone that seo fanguy admires greatly.

There’s this really quiet, polite and very respectful SEO guy who doesn’t seem to get all the love like Rand (Fishkins or what are they called?) or Matt (Cuttletts) gets, but boy does he deserve it! This guy gives us photo trivia fun, wish lists and more! This SEO hottie makes Ranking in Search Engine his business and does it without all the flocks of fangirls following him (we all just admire him from afar!).

By the way they’re called Fiskinheads, like Dead Heads you know or maybe you don’t know what a Dead Head is Seo FanGirl Apprentice. Anyway this got me to thinking if there was a sexy woman of seo behind a man of seo what she would be like?

Could she truly be a sexy woman of seo? That woman would definitely have to be smart because she marred the man of seo and she knows seo. She sure would have to be funny to entertain people at all the conferences they attend. For sure she’d have to be fun and adventurous to tag along with him across the world.

Most of all she would have to be sweet so her seo man could always be happy. I guess that means the sexy woman of seo nominee is the smart, funny, fun, adventurous, and undeniably sweet…………………Irma Wallace. Dave and Irma are definitely sexy seo couple of the month!

Okay tell us why you think Irma Wallace is sexy woman of seo January ’07.

Kalena Jordan and Qwerty were complaining about seo no longer being sexy. I was feeling that way myself until I met seofangirl and I know she can bring sexy back into seo. Why was she so seo sexy? Well for the all the reasons below.

1). Sexy is smart and the women of seo are smart, smart, smart.

“I’ve read the entirety of Plato’s Republic in Greek.”

“I took the SATs the summer before I started 7th grade. ”

“… a Masters Degree in Business”

“She received her B.A. in Genetics and Developmental Biology and an M.A. in Asian Studies/Japanese from University of Illinois.”

2). Sexy is fun and that’s exactly what the women of seo are, fun!

“She is also a well-known Disney fan…”

“My favorite sport is football…”

“I love all toys with motors – that list includes my race car (sponsor anyone?), ATVs, snowmobiles, dirt bikes & motorcycles.”

3) Sexy is funny, and the women of seo are ha ha funny.

“One time I got stuck in my apartment’s elevator for over an hour. Thankfully, I was neither going into labor or having to pee.”

“Man of seo to woman of seo in a crowded elevator; He says “Did you ever notice how everybody gets quiet when the elevator door shuts?” She replies “Yeah, everybody but you!”.

“I’m afraid of moths. I can deal with and kill most bugs… but not moths.”

“I collect toads. Stuffed ones, plastic ones, glass ones, etc. (Most are actually frogs, but I pretend that they’re toads.) Oh, and they have names too, but sometimes I forget who’s who!”

4). Sexy is adventureous and the women of seo have had some adventures.

“I have a red belt in “kick boxing”.

“…five years as Public Relations Advisor to the Royal Thai Government.”

“When I was 14 my dad gave me a Euro-Pass which I used to go all over Germany, Austria and Italy skiing with friends.”

“She managed marketing and procurement contracts for the Japanese Government, Japanese Defense Agency, and top companies in heavy industry.”

“having lived and worked in Latin America and Europe, and is fluent in Spanish and French. She holds a B.A. from the University of Iowa and an M.B.A. from HEC in France.” (adventerous and smart)

“I worked in Madrid as an AuPair and lived near the Plaza de Castilla.”

5). Sexy is sweet and the women of seo are sugar sweet.

“When I think of my little brother, my eyes well up. He goes to college in Pennsylvania and I only get to see him during Christmas. He’s my heart”.

“She’s a bright young woman, and with all the training she’s getting, will be one to watch if she continues in the marketing industry. ” (About another woman of seo, now that’s sweet)

If you know any sexy women of seo that would also like to be blogrolled and become eligible for weekly nominations then please let us know in the comments. thanks seofanguy


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Before I reveal her name, let me first explain how this works. You, the women of seo fans nominate a lovely lady of seo and each week I pick one of these nominees. During that week we want to shower love on the nominee. We want one and all to comment on why that nominee deserves to be the monthly winner. Tell us stories about her, why she is special and why you love her. At the end of four weeks, I’ll pick the lucky winner. So far the nominees are seofangirl (I love you seofangirl), Elisabeth Osmeloski, Irma Wallace, Lisa Ditlefsen, Denise Russell, Donna Fontenotand Christine Churchill. And the first weekly nominee is Elisabeth Osmeloski! We’d love to hear from Elisabeth also and hear what she has to say about being the first weekly nominee at the women of seo blog. Okay everybody, tell us why you love Elisabeth!

P.S. Did you know? Obviously, I ski… but I’m into the outdoors in general, that’s what living in Maine is all about. What you don’t know is that I’m also grease monkey girl and that I love all toys with motors – that list includes my race car (sponsor anyone?), ATVs, snowmobiles, dirt bikes & motorcycles.
Note: Elisabeth is no longer living in Maine.

There are just too many women of seo for me to be able to do them justice so I’m passing this blog on to guest bloggers. Now don’t get me wrong I’m still in charge and I make the decisions about the direction of this blog, after all its my blog. I just thought it would be fun to have a couple of guys give their input and make this more interesting.

So I searched the blogosphere to find a couple of fun loving but more importantly, women of seo loving guys. Not just any guys but the kind of guys that could make something out of this. Something fun, kinky, well not too kinky, but definitely light hearted so I sent them an email and asked would they be game. You bet they were and we should be hearing from them soon. Who are they? Well since you asked and I’m sure you can’t wait, here they are: David Temple and Chris Hooley, That’s right a couple of wild and crazy guys to spread the love and share the fun. Stay tuned, we’ll see what happens!

Hey, guys and gals, please let me know who you want to nominate for this months woman of seo. They don’t have to be blogrolled and if you nominate anyone not on the blogroll I’ll be sure to add them. The winner will be announced in early January and they will receive some special attention so nominate now! So far we have seofangirl, Elisabeth Osmeloski and Irma Wallace. You can also second a nomination if you like.

Everyone loves the women of seo. SEO Fangirl herself blogs about how great the women of seo are and why not? Here’s what she says,

“So, I’ll give you a few ladies I love (not in that way, not that there’s anything wrong with that). They’re listed in no particular order, and this may not be a regualr thing, but here goes…

She gives a shout out to Jill Whalen, Lisa Barone and Rebecca Kelley. Come on SEO Fangirl, that’s all you could come up with? Me thinks you’re a bit jealous and don’t want to list too many. You’re afraid the seo guys are gonna give them more attention. Guess what? I love them too but there’s more, plenty more women of seo and SEO Fanguy loves them all. So I can’t wait to get started talking about the rest of them and picking our monthly winner for the Woman of SEO. I know who I’m voting for. Do you?

The women of seo are hot, hot, hot. SEO Fangirl is crazy about the guys but the girls are the best. All of them are smart, lovely, sexy, funny, sweet, caring……we could go on and on and will in future posts. There’s so many of them we don’t know where to start. We know you’re probably saying “Hey what’s with the girlie man theme on your blog?” Well, this blog is for the women of seo not us guys. So we’ll give them what they want. (Take note guys).

To the women of SEO
We just wanted you to know
That no one can compare
The passion that we share
For all the things you do
Our love for you is true
It will never fade away
Its always here to stay
To the women of SEO